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Steve Martin 1985 | Bobby Klein - Wild and Crazy Guy

Steve Martin 1985 | Bobby Klein - Wild and Crazy Guy

nasalove: The Onion: NASA Acquires Moon For Kennedy Space Center Exhibit it’s about time. field trip! View high resolution

nasalove:

The Onion: NASA Acquires Moon For Kennedy Space Center Exhibit

it’s about time. field trip!

(Reblogged from asonlynasacan)
And what’s your shoe size? sagerabelaissoul: My long-suffering secretary has called me to order. She says I can celebrate this evening but right now I need to work. She was, however, kind enough to say I can keep smiling. See you later. danceonthelawn:

And what’s your shoe size?

sagerabelaissoul:

My long-suffering secretary has called me to order.

She says I can celebrate this evening but right now I need to work.

She was, however, kind enough to say I can keep smiling.

See you later.

danceonthelawn:

(Source: therealmlw)

(Reblogged from sagerabelaissoul)
Now we get the memo literallyunbelievable: God does not know how to make itany clearer!

Now we get the memo

literallyunbelievable:

God does not know how to make itany clearer!

(Reblogged from literallyunbelievable)
Better Book Titles, conceived by Dan Wilbur, is a wit-crit site that reconfigures book titles. Sometimes pithy, sometimes inappropriate, Wilbur posts old book covers with new titles. The Great Gatsby he calls Drink Responsibly. And he reimagines Eric Carle’s children’s classic The Very Hungry Caterpillar as Eat Until You Feel Pretty. Don’t Judge A Book By Its Existing Cover : NPR

Better Book Titles, conceived by Dan Wilbur, is a wit-crit site that reconfigures book titles. Sometimes pithy, sometimes inappropriate, Wilbur posts old book covers with new titles. The Great Gatsby he calls Drink Responsibly. And he reimagines Eric Carle’s children’s classic The Very Hungry Caterpillar as Eat Until You Feel Pretty.

Don’t Judge A Book By Its Existing Cover : NPR

It’s Almost A Beatles Song: ‘I’m In Love’ Neil Innes may play guitar and sing, but you come for his wit, not his guitar chops. You may know Innes as a member of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, or from the psychedelic jazz and art rock crazies The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band. Or maybe you thought The Rutles had a keen place in British rock invasion history only to learn (spoiler alert) that they’re only satirists dressed in Piccadilly parody. VIDEO: Neil Innes: Tiny Desk Concert : NPR View high resolution

It’s Almost A Beatles Song: ‘I’m In Love’

Neil Innes may play guitar and sing, but you come for his wit, not his guitar chops. You may know Innes as a member of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, or from the psychedelic jazz and art rock crazies The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band. Or maybe you thought The Rutles had a keen place in British rock invasion history only to learn (spoiler alert) that they’re only satirists dressed in Piccadilly parody.

VIDEO: Neil Innes: Tiny Desk Concert : NPR

Cats of War (Slate gets the scoop) aatombomb: Geronimo! View high resolution

Cats of War (Slate gets the scoop)

aatombomb:

Geronimo!

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billdixoncomedy: OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD! also, STRING CHEESE ON SALE! Chicago Sun-Times is hurting for revenue,man. The picture of avacados are bigger than picture of Bin Laden. F—- it, who wants strawberries! View high resolution

billdixoncomedy:

OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD! also, STRING CHEESE ON SALE! Chicago Sun-Times is hurting for revenue,man. The picture of avacados are bigger than picture of Bin Laden. F—- it, who wants strawberries!

(Reblogged from dangatorium)
Oscars 2011: ‘Wait Wait’ Live On The Red Carpet! : Wait Wait … Don’t Tell Me! : NPR Mila Kunis Ian: You can tell from the look on her face she can tell what I’m thinking. Mike: She’s just mad because Kelso is like 20 minutes late to pick her up. Eva: I hope that tiny purse is full of nipple tape.

Oscars 2011: ‘Wait Wait’ Live On The Red Carpet! : Wait Wait … Don’t Tell Me! : NPR

Mila Kunis

Ian: You can tell from the look on her face she can tell what I’m thinking.

Mike: She’s just mad because Kelso is like 20 minutes late to pick her up.

Eva: I hope that tiny purse is full of nipple tape.

The news from Libya is sad, but this AP style note reminded us of… Announcer: And now, “SNL Newsbreak”, with anchor Brian Doyle-Murray. Brian Doyle-Murray: Good evening, I’m Brian Doyle-Murray. Our top story tonight: This man, Libyan leader, Col. Moammar Kadaffi, has been the study of intense news coverage this week by every major news origanization in America. However, every time his name appears in print, it has a different spelling. The Chicago Tribune spells it K-H-A-D-A-F-Y; The Los Angeles Times spells it K-A-D-A-F-I; Newsweek Magazine, K-A-D-D-A-F-I; TimeMagazine, G-A-D-D-A-F-I; The Wall Street Journal, Q-A-D-H-A-F-I; The Washington Post, Q-A-D-D-A-F-I; The New York Times, el-Qaddafi. My personal favorite is from the comic book publishers - Kadaffy Duck. Brian Doyle-Murray: How do you spell Kadaffi? Let us know. [ news screen scroll many weird spellings of Kadaffi ] Our news research department has determined that no two people spell it alike. Send us your spelling of Kadaffi, and remember, it can’t be the same as any of these spellings you’re seeing on the screen right now. The most original spelling of the Libyan leader’s name will be awarded a one-way ticket to Tripoli - that is, if your passport allows you to go there. so, send that in, let us know how you spell Kadaffi!  (Saturday Night Live Transcripts) View high resolution

The news from Libya is sad, but this AP style note reminded us of…

Announcer: And now, “SNL Newsbreak”, with anchor Brian Doyle-Murray. 

Brian Doyle-Murray: Good evening, I’m Brian Doyle-Murray. 

Our top story tonight: This man, Libyan leader, Col. Moammar Kadaffi, has been the study of intense news coverage this week by every major news origanization in America. However, every time his name appears in print, it has a different spelling. The Chicago Tribune spells it K-H-A-D-A-F-Y; The Los Angeles Times spells it K-A-D-A-F-I; Newsweek Magazine, K-A-D-D-A-F-I; TimeMagazine, G-A-D-D-A-F-I; The Wall Street Journal, Q-A-D-H-A-F-I; The Washington Post, Q-A-D-D-A-F-I; The New York Times, el-Qaddafi. My personal favorite is from the comic book publishers - Kadaffy Duck. 

Brian Doyle-Murray: How do you spell Kadaffi? Let us know. [ news screen scroll many weird spellings of Kadaffi ] Our news research department has determined that no two people spell it alike. Send us your spelling of Kadaffi, and remember, it can’t be the same as any of these spellings you’re seeing on the screen right now. The most original spelling of the Libyan leader’s name will be awarded a one-way ticket to Tripoli - that is, if your passport allows you to go there. so, send that in, let us know how you spell Kadaffi! 

(Saturday Night Live Transcripts)

Ricky Gervais Sr. didn’t realize it would be his last second alive. iloveoldmagazines: Popular Science 1956 Vol. 168, No. 5 View high resolution

Ricky Gervais Sr. didn’t realize it would be his last second alive.

iloveoldmagazines:

Popular Science

1956 Vol. 168, No. 5

(Reblogged from iloveoldmagazines)